Climate of Sophistry

Is anyone who follows this blog good at cartoon caricatures?  What I want is a caricature cartoon of Anthony Watts, Roy Spencer, and Robert G. Brown.

Watts should be shown with his ugly thick brown mustache hedge, showing his fatness with chubby cheeks and tummy, and his eyes close together to give the appropriate signal of a pea-sized brain.  He should be looking into a mirror, with a light-bulb in front of him between him and the mirror, scratching his head, with his other hand feeling the heat from the bulb.  He should probably be sitting cross-legged in front of the mirror, as if he was rocking back and forth like a child. Maybe his hands could be on his knees. Sprawled out in front of him would be a few balled up masses of tinfoil, and a broken ohmmeter.

Spencer and Brown should be sitting behind Watts, both holding on to a single piece of paper that simply has a straight line drawn on it with the word “Earth” above the line and with an arrow pointing from the word “Earth” to the flat line.  One of their other hands should be pointed at Watts, the other at the mirror. They should look like idiot eggheads that have no possible relationship with reality.

Caption should read “A surreptitious FAIL”, or whatever else you want.

I will buy the entire “God Series” for whoever submits something acceptable.